New Love

I may have a new love...

Not sure...

Its too soon to tell...

We were introduced earlier this week

(at Home Depot of all places)

But already I’m smitten

My love is sweet and smells like oranges in the springtime...

and cares about the environment...

 mighty strong and looooves to strip (Yowzers!)

(photo courtesy of Home Depot)

Last night my love removed the varnish from the wallpaper on my ceiling…

An act of pure unselfish generosity…

“I’m just doing my job!” 
CitriStrip said to me as I bowed down on my knees to say Thanks…

But the romance may be short lived…

We may break up...

 if I still can’t get that dang wallpaper off the ceiling!