What's on your Christmas list this year?

I'm wanting myself one of these:

image via http://www.fabulousfit.com/

which is ironic considering my mom had one when I was growing up.  It sat there headless in the corner of her bedroom wearing a thick green velvet victorian dress.  To make matters worse, my mom named her Hilda and occasionally put a wig on her.

Hilda terrified me.