Ridiculous Frocks

Checkin' out various fashions online the other night, to my dismay,
I discovered the following:


I don't know how this one even made it to a retailer

  Ok, its kind of growing on me, but no. 

I doubt I'll even where it as a costume.

And THIS dress is called the 'Cute and Cuter Dress'

It looks like a blanket to me 

(ok, a cute blanket, but not a dress)

 No. 

I had a dress like this in third grade.  

My mom made it out of pink taffeta 

it swooshed

(images credited here)